Sickness, keeing it real.

My heavens......sick sick sick.....story goes of the mother of two. First one child gets "it", then the other. Wait for it tag you're it! Myself or Walter. Everyone has gotten "it". Now my turn.
Mine always turns into a tragic "help me I'm so sick, never been this sick...."

Well its not me without a sprinkle of drama. He he.

Have you ever noticed as the sickness moves through your house, you all get better then TAG another sickness. After a while it seems like you have the plague. Someone is always effing sick.

I was even asked by a boss at one time "are your kids ok? do they have a immune system problem?" YES, I was really asked that by of course a woman without kids. I responded Croup-Google it. Then walked away. (those that know me, know that is true). Oh and croup is torture to all who live in the house. Torture.

Fever as an adult is like being on a drug, a hallucinogenic drug. Also a out in space feeling. How can my kids be roasting a 103 temp and playing? While I lay in bed with 101 thinking I might need a priest to give me my last rites...... CRAZY.

Many of my friends that are working parents find themselves in the same boat. Gee read Facebook, everyone is sick or their kid is. I personally blame the Pharmaceutical companies (sorry Walter), and the ridiculess amount of meds my generation has taken. Turned super viruses. School, daycare and OMG WalMart shopping carts are petri dishes. I swear walking into a Walmart during flu season is almost like "sorry you asked for it" Tag=sick.

Can stress cause you to get sick easier, YES. But I don't feel "stressed".  But maybe I am really so stressed to the point I can no longer self assess. Sh!t maybe I should check into rehab for exhaustion, I know some girlfriends whom also suffer and should come too. Or get a script for Facebook Depression. REALLY?! Have you seen that!! Insane......"OMG, I didn't get anything posted to my wall, I am going to listen to Morrisey and cut myself". Get a life!

My followers and friends, be well. Bathe in bleach, and wear gloves at all times. Or be normal and wait until your children get old enough to stop spreading nasty colds around. I know that could be a pipe dream for some. One of my son's did not have a tissue so decided to just blow his nose into the air. Afterwards cracking himself and his brother into a fit of hysterical laughter. (I laughed at the laughing. the other NASTY).

This man is great medicine......

Any of the gals who need rehab for stress/sickness/exhaustion. Let me know. Celebs do it, why not regular people....?