Blarg!!

So there are things about the "Male" person that I find disturbing, irritating, and curious about.

This started with Walter coming to bed last night. As he struts his stuff over to the bed, he says "so, I've lost 10 pounds so far this week" into the bed he climbs. Hmmm Mon-Thurs is 4 days. Wait a sec....cleanse or fast? Has to be a detox cleanse or something. WRONG he took the stairs at work, switching to diet coke vs regular. THAT'S ALL. I wanted to hurt him badly. Here I have been fasting for 3 weeks to see a frucking 0.5 pounds lost. 

Getting ready for Walter (not picking on him, he is just readily available for comparison) is maybe 10 minutes. That includes shower, teeth, getting dressed and out the door. Wrong......

Men can or do wear the same underwear until the fall out completely at the scrotal area. (do they next vents?)  Socks with hole worn into the mid bottom. (Really how does that happen?) Do we women wear panties until they are hanging in pieces? Sexy. Or hey baby cross those legs for a glimpse at the ball of my foot through my sock. Wink! What is their response? "They still work. Good one guys.

Bathroom habits.....Why do men need to announce that they are headed to poo? Or say get in or do what you need cuz I'm about to blow it up.....The kids too "hey mom!!!!" yea?! "I'm going to take a dump!!" Thanks for sharing. Or as I am giving a neck massage announce I have 5 minutes, because he has something brewing. They do leave the door shut, thank God. Stay in private without interrupting. Me.....I can quietly go into the bathroom shut the door (sometimes just to hide) when a cat sticks its paw under the door, kids bust in to ask a question, Walter walked right in and started fishing through the book rack for a magazine. Amazing.

Lint in the navel......how can one harbor that much in a day?

The need for meat with every meal. 

The rest was filler. I still am pissed that taking stairs at work and drinking diet will drop a size off a man.....a woman will bust her ass to. Just not fair.

I am taking the stairs......Diet Coke can enjoy a big spoonful of "Suck it!"