Wednesday, April 6, 2011

A bra can make or break your day. Really!!

Do you know the bra's out there that increase 2 cup sizes, well I have one. (Not VS) So today I am headed out to the Ghetto yet again today. But I decided today I am going to do a experiment. That bra I bought....I am going to wear it and see if I have a different type of day.

Shazaaam!!!!! (no not me)





My shirt became tighter. My back straighter.....and my confidence soaring --------->

I stop at the gas station to fill up Bruce. $50.00!! For a Mini Cooper. Thanks Pres!

Whistles, and honks. Yea baby my back is even straighter. What is happening? Bra really? YES.

Off to the hood, walking very confident more. This bra thing is really perking my personality. No pun intended. This is rocking!! Complaints: My seat belt keeps bugging me,and it never does, my elbows keep bumping the massive floatation device padding.

More whistles. Damn!

OK home, wait need to run out and get pepper we are out. Up to the corner store. I am getting the-- "How you doing?" looks, doors opening, and yet another honk! Walter even looked at me and was like ......something is different but I don't know what. (I could see it on his face)

Definitely shot my desire for a boob job down the drain. These would get in my way. But what a social experience to wear two cup sizes larger, and to have that much notice that is never there on a ordinary basis.

Wait that is a lie. I have always gotten whistles from men on the back of the yard crew trucks.......

Think about this.....the disappoinment on the flipside when it comes off.....(people dating and 1st time viewings) and they go 2 sizes down, or after breastfeeding..... they turn into "fried eggs" as some scrub techs call them!!

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